Sunday, December 4, 2011

I Am Teh Awesome!!!!

Apparently, spamlds thinks that I have the power! Or else s/he thinks that I think that I have the power to bring down the entire cojcolds.

I'm pretty impressed, to be honest. I mean, I never really thought about it that way. I set up this blog so that I could express my frustrations about having been lied to for 30 years. I set it up so that I could share what I've learned on my journey out. So that I could share discoveries I've made since leaving. So that I could ask honest questions.[sarcasm]Can I singlehandedly bring down the church? Wow! I'm going to have to put some serious thought to that![/sarcasm]

Spamlds accuses me of being unoriginal--I don't think that I ever claimed to be original. And spamlds says that I set up a free blog (what's the problem with that) with the intent of singlehandedly taking down church.

Spamlds doesn't know from bupkus. That's all I'm sayin'.

And for the record, this morning I learned that peppermint mocha creamer in my morning coffee adds up to sweet, sweet sin.

Oh, and I seriously detest spam. Nasty stuff. 


  1. It was pretty funny. I don't know that one person can single-handedly take down the church. Unless that person is Joseph Smith- if EVERY one seriously looked at his history THAT may take down the church.

  2. Hey, I've never been spammed by spamlds. I'm jealous.

  3. ::sigh:: Don't you know that expressing your frustrations and articulating your disagreements is damaging to the church? I mean, if you say these things out loud, other people might start thinking about them too, and then where would we be? Did you ever think of that? Did you?

    No, clearly the only reason you would ever undertake such a destructive and hostile action is if you intended to lure believers off the path of righteousness and onto the twisty, rushing waterslide of non-LDS life... you know, the one that seems fun at first, but inevitably drops you directly into the lake of fire when you reach the bottom? And then they won't even let you go back around and ride it again? So obviously your goal is nothing less than the utter and total destruction of the Church, with limitless wealth and complete world domination thrown in as mere afterthoughts.

    That said... As an Unwashed Heathen, I'd like to point out that "cojcolds" threw me for a few minutes - it sounds like some something you'd catch from an infected co-worker. Fortunately, I went back and read the original spamlds comment, and that gave me enough context to translate. Which is good, because I didn't want to have to get a shot to clear up my cojcolds. I hate shots.