I am addicted to Coke and/or Dr. Pepper Slurpees.
I had lap band surgery on December 29th, and have lost 49 pounds. I need to lose another 100 pounds.
Do you see where this is leading to?
I go out to lunch once a week, to my favourite TexMex place, and either split the weekly special with my friend Sarah or else I make two meals out of it. Then we go to 7-11 to get Slurpees.
Today I told her that I will not have another Slurpee until next Wednesday, and if I do, I have to give $5 to the Morg. She (nevermo) was shocked, and said I most certainly would not! I'd give it to the SPCA. But I think the SPCA is a worthy cause, so that might not make me worry too much about breaking my Slurpee rule. I do NOT, on the other hand, want to give so much as a senine (heh-heh) to the Morg. So here it is, in black and white (or whatever colours I have set up):
If I have another Slurpee before next Wednesday (April 27th), I will donate $5 per Slurpee to the Morg.
I think this plateau may be about to break!
What's the morg?
ReplyDeleteThe Mormon Borg, i.e., you will be assimilated. Tres apropos, non?
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